Track #2 on "The Way"
Lyrics
My Baby’s Big and Bad
More chins than a Chinese phone book
More pounds than a pot of gold
More thighs than Colonel Sanders
And meaner than a Texas Bull
But If you criticize the things I do
She will mop the floor with the likes of you
My baby’s big and bad and she has always got my back
I was down at the tavern talkin’ politics
Tryin’ to explain it to them country hicks
Somehow someone took offense and attacked
He threatened me once, he threatened me again
My baby did him in with a left to the chin
My baby’s big and bad and she has always got my back
I was down at the corner with a Catholic Priest
Tellin’ him what his religion needs
Next thing I know Father Nelson attacked
He got real mad and started to spring
My baby stopped him made him hear the angels sing
My baby’s big and bad and she has always got my back
I was workin’ overtime with a pretty little blonde
We were startin’ to develop a chemical bond
I didn’t hear my baby but creepin' up she attacked
She cracked my skull with a fryin’ pan
And now she’s off lovin’ some other man
My baby’s big and bad and she ain’t never comin’ back
More chins than a Chinese phone book
More pounds than a pot of gold
More thighs than Colonel Sanders
And meaner than a Texas Bull
But If you criticize the things I do
She will mop the floor with the likes of you
My baby’s big and bad and she has always got my back